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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"
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"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""
"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"
"My girlfriend was really excited about sex but said we couldn't because she was on her period... .. I turned back and declared ""The only thing a period stops is a sentence."""
"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."
"A sodium atom undergoes a vigorous reaction with flourine... How do you feel?"" Asks the fluoride ion. ""Positively shell shocked"" the sodium ion replied."
"In a way people that work in coffee shops are also First Responders. #Heroes"