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"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"
"Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;("
"So many people say ""if my memory serves me correctly"" and I'm actually quite shocked at the amount of servants named Memory......."
"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"
"My daughter wanted me to treat her like a princess So I let her get stolen by a giant, mutant turtle."
"Dear time, more weekend please."
"Lots of nouns have particular GROUP names. A MOB of kangaroos, a HERD of cattle, a TEAM of footballers. What is the name for a group of Bankers? A WUNCH."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision?? A rip off"
"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll take five beers, please."""