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Joke of the Day

"Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was."

"why don't programmers like nature? because it has too many bugs"

"It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot."

"While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth I consumed consumption."

"My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY!"

"I went to library to check out a book on suicide. The librarian asked me ""who would bring it back?"""

"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"

"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."

"What happened when the composer got angry? He flew off the Handel"