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Joke of the Day

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater? G! You knit!"

"Three guys walk into a bar together... You would've thought at least one of them would have seen it!"

"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"

"I want to get a dog just so I can name it Stain That way when I take it to the park, and if it runs off, I can yell ""come Stain!"""

"Some people that are into devotism are fucking idiots."

"What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice? ""Know your roll!"""

"Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type ""c u @ 2"" to my pot guy."

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."

"Do you know what's the hardest about being a narcissist? Well, when I'm looking in the mirror, me."

"I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool She could never keep her pupils under control."