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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the removal of a fence? Defence"
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"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."
"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"
"What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user? They both can't even."
"What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much? Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty"
"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"
"Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it."
"What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes."
"Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian."
"What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie? 's of the Carribean."