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Joke of the Day

"Red sky at night; shepherds delight, red sky in morning; shepherds warning Minced lamb, potato, onion and carrot; shepherd's pie."

"Rest areas are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet."

"Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"

"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."

"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles"

"The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly."

"What do you call a gay man in his house by himself? homolone"

"How do you say ""virgin"" in Dutch? Goodentight"