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Joke of the Day

"Political correctness... Is for faggots."

"What did the fat guy give to the fat girl? Just the tip..."

"The President gets an Escort..."

"a gymnast walks into a bar. she is immediately given a 0.0 and disqualified from Olympic trials. you're supposed to jump OVER the bar, idiot"

"Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & said I was sorry so it can't be that."

"Why does a blonde girl have a bruised belly button? She has a blonde boyfriend."

"The entire history of athletic competition boils down to ""Hey y'all watch this!"""

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."

"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."

"I screwed up self-checkout at the supermarket and had to ask myself if I could see a manager."