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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."
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"What has four hairy legs and likes to fuck my sister? My dad and I."
"Guy: Are you pregnant? Me: No, I'm a Ninja Turtle with my shell on BACKWARDS. Guy: ..... Me: Cowabunga, douche!"
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"Donald Trump has written a lot of books about business... They all end at chapter 11. Nice one Hillary!!"
"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."
"You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on the coffee table later tonight"