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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."
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"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."
"Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs."
"Who is the commander of cheese? Sargento"
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"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"