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Joke of the Day

"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."

"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"

"You know what they say about Hitler? He was this tall and he lived over there."

"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"

"These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo"

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."

"What do you call a Bull that masturbates? Beef Stroganoff"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.."

"what idiot called it a moon enthusiast and not a lunatic"