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Joke of the Day

"What's got 24 balls and screws small animals? A shotgun shell."

"German engineering isn't that good... ...showers in the camps didn't even work!"

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"Every night, I have attractive girls banging on my door And sometimes, I let them out!"

"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."

"So a pope, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar... He asks for a drink. ^^^^Take ^^^^as ^^^^much ^^^^time ^^^^as ^^^^you ^^^^need ^^^^to ^^^^think ^^^^about ^^^^it..."

"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."

"I sent 117 texts and called you 82 times but you must be busy so I came over to tell you the restraining order expired and I still love you!"

"Sweet chan joke why was 6chan afraid of 7chan, because 7 8 9gag"

"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."