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"What did the fat guy give to the fat girl? Just the tip..."
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"Santa got stuck in the chimney. So I grabbed the nearest lube & rubbed him down. Then he REALLY came down the chimney!!"
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"What did the pulse say to the legume as he left? Lentil next time."
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"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"Poop in the sink Shit will solve itself."
"My mother said that I looked ""cheap"" with my bra showing underneath my clothes - so I took my bra off."
"Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"Patient: Doctor you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did didn't I you stupid fool!!"