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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates."

"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"

"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."

"""""When I die, I'd like you to lower the coffin into the grave... ... so you can let me down one last time."""

"Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued by a pug on a smaller jetski"

"So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has"

"Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, ""Do you sell fish cakes here?"" Bartender: No we don't. Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday."

"A Mother is cleaning her kids room... She finds a bunch of BDSM gear and fetish mags. She shows her husband Mom: What do we do? Dad: I'm not sure, but whatever you do you better not spank him!!"

"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'"