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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard"

"What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? An ambulance"

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts!"

"What's the definition of ""Macho Man"" A guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk."

"I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments"

"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."

"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."

"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."

"Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners? Because usually they're stuck with reservations."

"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"