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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard"

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"I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments"
"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."
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"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."
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