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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a cock into a clock? Put two hands and a face on it."
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"Time to buy a new car, a bigger TV, a better cell phone and a faster laptop so I'll finally be happy! (Repeat over and over until you die)"
"If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies? Swallows."
"ad for a wife A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"
"I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it"
"A dentist recently had to pull some teeth The pain was bad enough, but when they told me I would have to drink directly from the glass for a whole day, that was the last straw."
"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""
"""We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other."" -yet another lie I just told my toddler"
"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"