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Joke of the Day
"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"
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"I fall in love too easily. Wait.. It's ditches, I fall in ditches too easily"
"I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house. I guess you could say it was a conflagration"
"*opens ""Job Interview Handbook"" *reads ""dress for the job you want"" *goes to computer *opens browser *Googles ""ladies' bicycle seat costume"""
"When is carotene going to get out of beta mode?"
"On this day in 1969, the 1st episode of Scooby Doo appeared on TV, beginning a golden age of teenagers getting high in the back of vans."
"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"
"The year is 2020. Hip hop has fully merged with dubstep, creating the genre of music known as Dubhop. All hope for mankind is lost"
"My walls are closing in. Crawling in my skin my Cell walls are closing in? HELP!"
"Why don't they call the Batman film ""The White Knight"" instead of ""The Dark Knight""? Because no one would care that he died."