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Joke of the Day
"A sunrise is probably the most beautiful way to find out you just made a series of bad decisions."
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"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."
"What's green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"Did you guys hear about the old TV series ""The Year""? It only had four seasons."
"*carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*"
"Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time."
"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."
"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"
"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""
"What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles."