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Joke of the Day

"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."

"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids menu!!"

"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""

"What do married people do for fun? Get divorced."

"Did you hear about the new viking movie staring the guy who played Han Solo? It's called Harrison's Fjord"

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"

"I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery..."

"Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!"

"I was datin' this girl from Eaton or was it eating this girl from Dayton?"

"If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman."