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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."
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"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."
"Harry Potter joke Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."
"Rave culture: A professor rushes two of his students to the maternity ward and says to the doctor... ""Brah! My pupils are super dilated right now!"""
"Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? Her balance was outstanding."
"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""
"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"The man who kept describing things as ""Smooth as a pig's butt"" has apparently had different life experiences than me."
"Mitt Romney Runs for president."
"there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it."