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Joke of the Day

"Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time."

"Just saw Elle Fanning. I was blown away."

"If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!"

"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""

"The best joke of all time. Women's rights."

"So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified."

"Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden."

"As a pot smoking narcissist, my life is all smoke and mirrors"

"What gets longer when pulled... Fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked? -- -- A seatbelt!"

"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""