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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the old TV series ""The Year""? It only had four seasons."
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"the easiest way to get a ghost to stop hauntimg u is to change ur wifi password and act like u hav no idea why he cant conect to it anymore"
"By starring this tweet, you agree to my terms of service.* *Unlimited** free***, surprise butt sex. **Some limitations apply. ***Not free."
"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""
"sent someone a text that said ""you need medieval catheter"" when i actually meant ""medical attention"" and i didn't bother correcting myself"
"I set my alarm clock 15 minutes fast because I enjoy doing math problems first thing in the morning,"
"[angrily taking off banana suit] ""Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"""
"What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry"
"What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? They both like girls"
"Do you want to earn $$$? Yes, three dollars!"