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Joke of the Day

"You know what the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds is? There are twenty of them."

"What do you get from pampering your cow? Spoiled milk."

"I googled your mom and got a virus. For all the ""your mom"" jokesters out there. Just made that one up."

"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."

"If three men are arguing about whether to be known as Jews, Israelis, or Hebrews... ...would you say they're just arguing Semitics?"

"9/10 people said they enjoyed gang rape"

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"

"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."

"Q: What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? A: Disney spells."

"Better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all; but if going spelunking was your idea, you should at least *try* to find her."