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"I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter."
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"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"
"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"
"My jokes are pretty deep Cos they are mine"
"Why did the restaurant fire the pansexual? Because he kept fucking the cookware."
"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."
"I hate how much time my kids spend staring at their iPads. I wish they'd look up once in a while & pay attention to me staring at my iPhone."