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Joke of the Day

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"

"If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying ""Don't eat that..."""

"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"

"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."

"So Einstein finally finished that theory about space he's been working on. It's about time too, right?"

"What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid? TINDERRRRR!!!!"

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything"

"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Schrodinger's Omlette Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs. If it flips, omelette it is If it doesn't, scrambled it is"