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Joke of the Day

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe."

"Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed"

"Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters"

"I went into Whole Foods tonight and yelled, ""Somebody's Labradoodle just jumped out of a parked Subaru!"" and everyone ran out."

"There was an inflation joke on reddit once It blew up"

"MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of? WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels"

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting."

"I'm surprised bread is still made after... ... The flour power movement ended"

"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."