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Joke of the Day

"Q: What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? A: Disney spells."

"Have you ever traveled in time? How about now?"

"Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop? 5: *doesn't look up* I already know them."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything"

"i have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!"

"Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living."

"Man! Did anyone else see the result of the Egypt vs Ethopia soccer game? Egypt: 8. Ethopia: Didn't."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."

"Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. After all, if you can't trust your girlfriend, how do you know she won't tell your wife?"