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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."
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"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""
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"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"