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Joke of the Day
"9/10 people said they enjoyed gang rape"
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"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""
"I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it."
"What does hitler say when he stubs his toe? Aushwitz"
"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"
"What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella!"
"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, ""unionized""."
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"Somebody was trying to break into my house last night, so I rang the police... But Sting said he was busy and suggested I ring the actual police."