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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
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"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"
"Why is an angry drunk not called mean-spirited?"
"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"
"Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment."
"I hate jokes about strings. Come on guys they're knot funny."
"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."
"Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak."
"What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light? Ultraviolent"
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long? Polaroids."