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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
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"What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder A few degrees."
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"Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger... Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger in the bread shop. He was looking for foccacia in the rye."