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Joke of the Day

"A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum... The doctors described his condition as stable."

"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."

"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived"

"I tried to put two apples together But then I got a pear"

"Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth? No, my boyfriends not gay."

"My cat scratched me for trapping her under the blankets as I made the bed... I guess she's clawstrophobic."

"Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September."

"Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine."

"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"