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Joke of the Day

"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"

"*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*"

"My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though."

"I couldn't understand why the battery in my cell phone was always flat. Then it occurred to me; it wouldn't fit if it was any other shape."

"Floyd Mayweather's true record is 51-0... They forgot to count the 3 times he beat his wife."

"If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be? Termineightor I'll show myself out..."

"I realized today that the Vans logo looks like a square root symbol. It's probably because they're so radical."

"What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows? You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!"

"What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life? Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window"

"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."