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Joke of the Day

"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."

"An Irish elocution lesson Say the following words together quickly: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked."

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise."

"Its good to die like my grandfather, painlessly in his sleep. Its bad to die in a terrible accident, like the passengers on his bus."

"I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today"

"What's the most romantic pasta? Farfalle. It always gives me butterflies in my stomach."

"If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You laugh and say ""Terry is a girls name!"" He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry."

"I have a confession to make... ""I want to get back with my ex""...LOL Just Kidding...""I'd rather sh!t in my hands and clap !"".."

"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"