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Joke of the Day
"I joined a nudist colony in Canada. To be honest, I'm starting to get cold feet."
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"- Police, open the door. - What do you want? - We just wanna talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - Well just talk to each other."
"LPT: How to tie an extremely difficult knot Just put it in your pocket. Works like a charm with my headphones every time."
"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."
"What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean ? Nothing they just waved!!! Sea what I did there!!! If you laughed hit that like button, come on don't be a beach Thank you thank you "
"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"
"I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis."
"How do vampires like their tea? With a old tampon in it."
"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses"
"Did you hear about the Lepers hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."