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Joke of the Day
"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses"
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"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."
"I hate when it rains cats and dogs.... I just stepped in a poodle."
"My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we're born 8 y/o daughter: Wife: ZACK!"
"Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business Most of them end on chapter 11"
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree? Camembert!"
"What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea? Thanks, it's my special tea."
"News, just in: Truck Stolen! A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals."
"After seeing your latest selfie ... And knowing what you look like in real life.... I'd like to hire you for your photoshopping abilities."
"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."