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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Lepers hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)"

"All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo."

"Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions? Because they're kiwis."

"Mexican magician to audience: I'll disappear on the count of three. ""Unos"", ""Dos"", *poof* They disappeared without a tres."

"What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy"

"A dyslexic man walks into an Arab."

"WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!"

"A Big Moron and a Little Moron Were on a Trestle The big moron fell off. How did the other stay on? He was a little more on..."

"What do you call a slutty egg? Over easy!"