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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Lepers hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"What's 9+10? 19 you fucking dumbass"

"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"

"Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin."

"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"

"My girlfriend started pms-ing today. I thinks it's just a big ovary action."

"What do gay horses eat? Hayyyy"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"

"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."