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Joke of the Day
"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"
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"Helen Keller joke thread anyone? Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was WHHAARRFFUUURRRRGGGGRRRSSSHHHAAAAALLLLLLOOOPPPPMMMNNN!!!!!"
"Did you hear about the math teacher who forgot his lunch money? He buynomeal"
"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"
"What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?"
"Wife: Can you check the dryer? Me: You put a check in the dryer? Don't you know money laundering is illegal?"
"An old dood told me this joke Whats pink and wet, and smells like pussy? Then he does [this](http://giphy.com/gifs/tongue-cody-simpson-dAKdA1l0GETVS) I love old people"
"My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine"
"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"
"What's a stoners favorite marker? A Highlighter"