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Joke of the Day
"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"
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"Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember...HE WAS LOOKING FOR US"
"When you really have to pee and there's no bathroom in sight... Urine trouble."
"A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, ""And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"" Annie replied, ""Because people are sleeping"""
"You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? It's called acid reflux."
"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."
"Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history? Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci"
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
"It's hard to look like a badass when you're slurping on a strawberry smoothie."
"I found ISIS's website... It's the bomb dot com!"