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Joke of the Day
"How do vampires like their tea? With a old tampon in it."
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"I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"""
"""That's what"" -She"
"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn? You can't play football with the remote."
"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"
"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."
"After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are going to think we are nuts."
"Hey Science, ""mission accomplished"" on the boner pills. How about a laptop battery that will stay up for four hours."