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Joke of the Day
"When a duck takes a selfie, it makes a lonely white girl face."
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"Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday."
"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."
"What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires? He shrugged and said, ""I've got asparagus."""
"My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. ""Government or private sector?"""
"who lives in a pineapple in the back of the white van Spongebob, go meet him kids he has free candy, go and look"
"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"
"There CAN be a Beatles reunion!! All we need are 2 bullets."
"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."