143788

Joke of the Day

"What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires? He shrugged and said, ""I've got asparagus."""

"You guys wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Wait, it would probably come out wrong..."

"Some young women are like bottles of wine They need to be tended to carefully and given time to mature, which is why I keep a few in my cellar."

"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."

"I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn't reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return"

"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit The Frog's finger."

"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"

"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."

"Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It's okay though, she woke up."