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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"
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"I named my penis ""Secret"" Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
"HANDJOBS are a touchy subject."
"Life is what happens between Apple product releases."
"My girlfriend is homophobic... she's afraid I'm a gay."
"Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead? He heard they had PIE."
"Aardvarks aare so aanoying. Aalmost everything theyre aasociated with is aanoying. I get Aangry just thinking aabout them. Aalso Aarons."
"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."
"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."
"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"