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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"
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"My wife left me for my brother My twin brother."
"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. No pubes."
"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"
"Pretty proud that after all these years I still have the body of a 22 yr old triathlete. In my storage shed."
"Anyone want to do the laundry for me? Im exhausted. I can pay you in beanie babies or hot monkey sex. The monkey's name is Earl. He bites."
"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."