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Joke of the Day

"There CAN be a Beatles reunion!! All we need are 2 bullets."

"Your mom is so dumb.... She tried to climb Mountain Dew"

"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."

"The Puzzle - I beat a record. - Oh , what? - I managed to do a puzzle in 15 days on which he had written "" from 3 to 5 years."""

"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."

"The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer."

"Have you heard the Joke about Hiroshima? I hear it's explosive...."

"I fucked a girl with one leg last night Probably should have used my cock http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j7aff/z/cl9844o"

"My dad's favorite joke for some reason... What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? ... A nun with a javelin through her head."

"So i was taking a picture of you and your mom and i had to ask your mom to step aside Because I only have 5GB space left on my phone."