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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"

"What do you call a turtle without its shell? Dead."

"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."

"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday? By laying flowers on their grave."

"Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk? He can't stand the 1%"

"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""

"I'm getting a little tired of these people coming to my door telling me I need to be ""saved"" or ""I'll burn""... Stupid firefighters."

"Damn bro, judging by your handshake I would hate to be your d*ck."