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Joke of the Day
"Listening to dubstep. Wait nope just my cat tumbling in the dryer."
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"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you."
"Hedgehogs ... Why can't they learn to just share the hedge."
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
"All phones can be categorized into two groups You have the iPhones, then you have the good phones."
"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."
"The inventor of the throat lozenge died today... There will be no coffin at the funeral."
"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""
"I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship."
"If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway."