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Joke of the Day
"If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately."
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"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."
"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."
"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"
"Jewish kid calls his dad from college... ...asking for fifty dollars. Dad responds: ""Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"Do you know the meaning ""Happy wife, happy life""? I tend to go with ""Happy wife, extended life."""
"What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending"
"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"
"If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item."