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Joke of the Day

"What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth."

"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"

"NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin? A: Tulips."

"""You'll have more fun in high school, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in college, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."""

"Gave my cat some organic soy milk and now she wears two pairs of tiny Toms."

"No recovering from getting your arm stuck in a Pringles can on a first date."

"What did Sonic say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"Where can you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag You can hide but you can't run"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."