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Joke of the Day
"I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... Kermit the frog."
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"Caught out in the wilderness without any toilet paper? Just take a leaf out of Bear Gryll's book... Edit: Spelling"
"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"
"I went to a zoo yesterday that just had one dog in it. It was a shih tzu."
"Michelle Wolf on A Friend's Pregnancy One of my friends is pregnant. And I'm really excited. Not for the baby but because she's one of my skinniest friends."
"A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance"
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"There are more skeletons wearing suits beneath the ground than there are living people."
"What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild? PP up"
"Morning after The morning after pill...did you know it's called the ""anti-baby pill"" in Germany? And in Sweden it's called the ""regret pill"". However in Chicago it's called the ""crime fighter"" pill."