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Joke of the Day

"What's the most efficient way to break up with someone? Murder. I had to post this to r/jokes to keep from implicating myself"

"How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!"

"Something so sad. A can of Coke getting crushed. It is soda pressing."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees"

"How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."

"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"

"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"

"""The holocaust didn't happen, Buzz Aldrin did 9/11 & I wear my mom's panties."" - guy who doesn't know how to play 2 Truths & a Lie"

"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."

"The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."