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Joke of the Day

"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"

"OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew."

"The best thing about having a penis is .. Sharing it with people who don't have one :P"

"School is the foreplay of life You can't rush it."

"Dating is a lot like parking All the good ones are taken. The rest take a bunch of effort or are handicapped."

"Coffee is a miracle. Perhaps the only miracle. Does that sound crazy? I've had a lot of the miracle this morning. My eyes are shaking."

"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."

"Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!"

"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"

"What's Gabe Newell's favourite game? Angry Nerds"