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Joke of the Day

"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"

"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"

"Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th"

"How do you confuse a gay person? Raccoon."

"[landlord walks in apartment] ""I told you no pets!"" That's a stray gerbil. ""And those fish??"" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM"

"I have a lot of growing up to do... I realized this the other day... inside my fort."

"Relationships are like fat people... most of them don't work out."

"Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying."

"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"

"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"