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Joke of the Day
"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."
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"If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough."
"Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding? They're more of a kids meal."
"How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass? Delightful"
"Bad news about shortbread! They're not making it any longer."
"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"