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Joke of the Day
"How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
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"My girlfriend isn't a cunt She's not that deep or warm"
"Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk. He said, ""FRIEND, HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT AT WORK THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!"""
"What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned? A bunch of sissies."
"which country has the maximum number of bacteria, fungus, viruses and other micro organisms? GerMany"
"What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza? The Hollow Crust."
"LPT: If at first you don't succeed Repost in another sub"
"Apparently I have a few ""tells"" when I'm angry. But I light things on fire when I'm happy too so don't pretend you know me."
"What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer? ""Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"""
"A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here? - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf. - Do you have any books closer?"""