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Joke of the Day
"Some people are like prawn. No guts, no spine, and a head full of shit."
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"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"
"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."
"""Apology not accepted"" - what to say if you want to fight in Canada"
"It's a shame that most things aren't pies. More things should be pies."
"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"
"What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony? Pharaoh-moans."
"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."
"Does this comic book collection make me look single?"
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""