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Joke of the Day

"Some people are like prawn. No guts, no spine, and a head full of shit."

"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."

"America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real."

"My girlfriend treats me like I'm God She ignores my existence and doesn't ever speak to me."

"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."

"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"

"I went to the doctor with severe constipation, he laughed as he took my urine sample. I think he's taking the piss but I still couldn't give a shit."

"Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing."

"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"