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Joke of the Day
"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"
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"I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts ""Allahu Akbar"" when plugging it in."
"What's bad about wetting your bed? Urine it."
"Respect to this dude at CVS whose sole purchase is Frosted Flakes"
"*A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink* WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO."
"Funerals are like family reunions minus one"
"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"
"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."
"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."
"Why should aimless Christian musicians become sailors? Because if they've found Jesus, the only way they'll find resolution is at C."