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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."
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"What happens when lawyers die? They lie still."
"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"What do my dick and my mind have in common? They both want to get blown."
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"There's a difference between having a unique name and a regular name that's spelled wrong."
"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics."
"Wife: Tell me how many women you fucked during your 5 year trip. Husband: None! Wife: For every one that you tell me I'll give you a hundred dollars Husband: I don't need your 36000 dollars!"
"When I practice my saxophone I have to put the cat in the window, so my neighbours know I'm not kicking it around the living room."
"So there's a flash flood warning in my area. I didn't know floods could be exhibitionist. *^I'm ^so ^sorry*"